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The little moé character on the left does not know who she is.
She answered an ad I put in “Moé Models Weekly” looking for a mascot character for the site. Don’t bother googling the magazine, only us Otakuologist’s have been invited to receive a subscription.
When I asked her for her name she stared at me blankly. Apparently, her cartoon parents forgot to name her. Which is unusual because she’s eighteen.
That makes me wonder how they called her for dinner. And what about when her teachers called attendance? Did they just mark her absent?
She had no answers to these questions as she was simply content being cute. But I needed a mascot and she would work for food so I simply named her “Otachan.” But as everybody knows, Otachan is a boys name. So that’s where you come in.
Introducing The Great “Name The Mascot” Contest.
Obviously I can’t go around calling this chick “Otachan,” no matter how cute I think it sounds. So you’ll have to name her. If you do, I’ll give you a $20 dollar gift certificate for J-List or JBox
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All you have to do is the following:
- Sign up for my super cool mailing list which will give you access to my monthly newsletter “Otakuology 101.” You can sign up by filling out the form in the sidebar or going directly to the signup page.
- When you receive the confirmation email send an email to zine(at)theotakuologist.com with Otachan’s new name and why you think she should be named that.
I’ll be choosing the winning name myself, so you better have a pretty damn good reason. You should know I’m VERY hard to please.
The winning name will receive a $20 gift certificate for Jlist and JBox where you can use it to pick up a T-shirt advertising your desire for a Japanese girlfriend or a hat showing off your social status.
So don’t forget, sign up for the mailing list, send in your entry and please hurry because although Otachan’s voice is all cute and stuff, I can only take so much of her high pitched whining before I decide to eat some poisoned Pocky.
The winner will be chosen and notified on October 1st. Just in time for Halloween… about the only time of the year we don’t cosplay.





